Suspicions confirmed

When I was wee lad, my parents knew there was something wrong with me, psychologically speaking. They brought me to Boston Children's Hospital where a soon-to-be noted child psychologist named Melvin D. Levine performed what is called, in the parlance of doctordom, a "bevy of experiments"*. Of this "bevy", I sadly remember just one: Dr. Levine asked me to draw something, and I drew a crude picture of a custom van, with A-Team racing stripes and a round window on the side. The results were inconclusive, until now. From today's New York Times:

"A bevy of experiments* in recent years suggest that the conscious mind is like a monkey riding a tiger of subconscious decisions and actions in progress, frantically making up stories about being in control."